According to food blog Eater, Denny's is launching a new "Let's Get Cheesy!" campaign and have introduced a new sandwich: The Mac n' Cheese Patty Melt.
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What's on this one, you may be thinking. It couldn't be any worse than the grilled cheese sandwich stuffed with fried mozzarella cheese sticks, right?
The Mac n' Cheese Patty Melt has a hamburger patty covered in mac' n cheese. With special sauce! While it sounds terribly messy, which is a pretty good reason not to eat it, let me give you another one. This sandwich is 1,690 calories. Just for the sandwich. No fries. No drink. Just the sandwich. The average person should take in 1,800 to 2,200 calories a day based on personal factors and physical activity. That sandwich blows that to hell.
Why is Denny's trying to take on the mantle of America's cheesiest assassin? Please don't order this, folks. Send a message to Denny's that we deserve better!!!